Billy Madison
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:12:00
Do we have to do this
with Captain Dipshit here?

:12:03
You were brought up with
every advantage. I bought you everything.

:12:07
Toys, cars, vacations, clothes...
:12:10
Actually, I stole this shirt from Frank.
:12:13
Yeah, well, whatever.
It's all my fault. I made a mistake.

:12:17
Jeez, what...?
Are you some damned moron?

:12:21
Can't you just stop for two seconds?
:12:23
I'm trying to tell you that I'm retiring,
and Eric, not you,...

:12:27
- ..is gonna take over Madison Hotels.
- Eric?!

:12:30
You're gonna give the company to Eric?
He is a bad, bad man!

:12:34
What do you care, Billy? What do you care
who I appoint to run the company, huh?

:12:39
I mean, I'm doin' you a favour.
You don't ever have to look for a job.

:12:44
You can sit around all day, goofing off,
sipping drinks, chasing invisible penguins.

:12:49
Is that it, Dad?
Did the penguin tell you to do this?

:12:53
- Penguin?
- What an idiot.

:12:55
You know, I could help Billy
until he gets the hang of it.

:12:58
I think crazy Carl is right. I mean,
I can do this if I set my mind to it.

:13:03
High school was a pain in the ass,
but I graduated.

:13:05
Because I paid your teachers
to give you decent grades.

:13:09
I've regretted it every day since.
I thought at the time...

:13:12
..if you could get good grades,
you might get into a good college...

:13:15
- ..and straighten yourself out.
- I don't believe that.

:13:19
Well, what do you believe?
That you were an honours student?

:13:22
How could I hand over to someone who
couldn't get through school on his own?

:13:28
I don't know. Don't think about it.
Just hand it over.

:13:33
Forget it.
:13:37
Well, listen, don't you think you better
go to bed? Big day tomorrow.

:13:41
A day filled with daiquiris
and Nintendos and jack-off magazines...

:13:48
Dad!
:13:51
Yeah, what?
:13:53
Give me one more chance.
I'll prove I can take over.

:13:56
I'll do anything it takes. I'll go back
to high school and take the exams again.


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