Billy Madison
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:13:03
High school was a pain in the ass,
but I graduated.

:13:05
Because I paid your teachers
to give you decent grades.

:13:09
I've regretted it every day since.
I thought at the time...

:13:12
..if you could get good grades,
you might get into a good college...

:13:15
- ..and straighten yourself out.
- I don't believe that.

:13:19
Well, what do you believe?
That you were an honours student?

:13:22
How could I hand over to someone who
couldn't get through school on his own?

:13:28
I don't know. Don't think about it.
Just hand it over.

:13:33
Forget it.
:13:37
Well, listen, don't you think you better
go to bed? Big day tomorrow.

:13:41
A day filled with daiquiris
and Nintendos and jack-off magazines...

:13:48
Dad!
:13:51
Yeah, what?
:13:53
Give me one more chance.
I'll prove I can take over.

:13:56
I'll do anything it takes. I'll go back
to high school and take the exams again.

:14:00
- I'll get my diploma all by myself.
- Billy, Billy, it wasn't just high school.

:14:05
Remember that spelling bee
you won in the first grade?

:14:08
- No, you didn't.
- Rock.

:14:11
R-o-k.
:14:14
Yeah? So what's your point?
:14:17
- R-o-c-k!
- The C is silent.

:14:21
OK, all right.
:14:24
All right, you got it. First grade
through 12th grade all over again.

:14:29
I'll do each grade in two weeks,
take the tests, regraduate,...

:14:34
..prove to you I'm not an idiot, and then
I get to take over Madison Hotels.

:14:40
That's some idea.
:14:43
- You just think of that?
- Yeah, I did. It's pretty good, huh?

:14:48
Brian, don't you think
the future of Madison Hotels...

:14:51
..and its 61,000 employees is too
important to gamble on a game like this?

:14:56
No.
:14:59
You're on.
Carl, you make the arrangements.


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