:13:00
Oh, my God!
She actually looked happy.
:13:02
Classic!
:13:04
Paradoasm Banofshon...
16 tardies to work off.
:13:09
[Cursing In Foreign Language]
:13:12
Janet Hong... no tardies.
:13:16
Travis Birkenstock... 38 tardies.
:13:19
By far the most tardies in the class.
:13:21
Congratulations.
:13:27
This is so unexpected.
:13:29
I didn't even have a speech prepared.
:13:31
Uh, but I would like to say this.
:13:33
Tardiness is not something
you can do all on your own.
:13:36
Many, many people
contributed to my tardiness.
:13:38
Thanks to my parents for never
giving me a ride to school,
:13:42
the L.A. city bus driver for
taking a chance on an unknown kid,
:13:46
the wonderful crew at McDonald's
:13:48
for spending hours
making those Egg McMuffins,
:13:51
without which
I might never be tardy.
:13:58
If Mr. Birkenstock
has no political messages
:14:00
to include in his speech,
:14:02
I'll go on.
:14:04
Cher Horowitz... two tardies.
:14:05
I object!
:14:07
Do you recall the dates
of these alleged tardies?
:14:09
One was last Monday.
:14:11
Mr. Hall,
I was surfing the crimson wave.
:14:14
I had to haul ass to the ladies.
:14:16
I assume you are referring
to women's troubles,
:14:18
so I'll let that one slide.
:14:20
Thank you, Mr. Hall.
:14:22
Miss Geist was right about you.
:14:24
What do you mean?
:14:27
Well, she said that you were
:14:30
the only one in this school
with any intelligence.
:14:37
Cher, get in here.
:14:39
Yes, Daddy?
:14:41
Will you tell me
what the hell this is?
:14:44
A second notice for
three outstanding tickets.
:14:47
I don't remember
getting a first notice.
:14:50
The ticket is the first notice.
:14:52
I didn't know you could
get tickets without a license!
:14:54
Sure you can.
You can get tickets anytime.
:14:56
Well, not around here you can't.
:14:58
From this moment on,
you will not drive,