:14:00
	to include in his speech,
:14:02
	I'll go on.
:14:04
	Cher Horowitz... two tardies.
:14:05
	I object!
:14:07
	Do you recall the dates
of these alleged tardies?
:14:09
	One was last Monday.
:14:11
	Mr. Hall,
I was surfing the crimson wave.
:14:14
	I had to haul ass to the ladies.
:14:16
	I assume you are referring
to women's troubles,
:14:18
	so I'll let that one slide.
:14:20
	Thank you, Mr. Hall.
:14:22
	Miss Geist was right about you.
:14:24
	What do you mean?
:14:27
	Well, she said that you were
:14:30
	the only one in this school
with any intelligence.
:14:37
	Cher, get in here.
:14:39
	Yes, Daddy?
:14:41
	Will you tell me
what the hell this is?
:14:44
	A second notice for
three outstanding tickets.
:14:47
	I don't remember
getting a first notice.
:14:50
	The ticket is the first notice.
:14:52
	I didn't know you could
get tickets without a license!
:14:54
	Sure you can.
You can get tickets anytime.
:14:56
	Well, not around here you can't.
:14:58
	From this moment on,
you will not drive,
:15:02
	sit, do anything in that Jeep
:15:04
	without a supervised driver.
:15:06
	No cruising around with Dionne.
:15:07
	Two permits do not
equal a license.
:15:09
	Do I make myself clear?
:15:11
	Yes, Daddy.
:15:13
	Cher, I expect you
to become a good driver.
:15:16
	I will. I'm going to
practice real hard.
:15:19
	O.K.
:15:22
	A licensed driver
with nothing to do?
:15:24
	Where would I find such a loser?
:15:27
	Granola breath, you got
something on your chin.
:15:30
	I'm growing a goatee.
:15:31
	You don't want
to be the last one
:15:34
	at the coffeehouse
without chin pubes.
:15:36
	I enjoy these little chats of ours,
:15:38
	but in the interest of saving time,
:15:40
	just tell me what you want.
:15:42
	O.K.
:15:44
	So, actually, I have a permit,
:15:46
	but Daddy says
I can't take the Jeep out
:15:50
	without a licensed driver.
:15:51
	Since you're not doing anything...
:15:53
	What are the chances
of you shutting up
:15:55
	till you get your way?
:15:57
	Slim to none.
:15:58
	Come on.