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This reminds me of a joke.
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This guy comes into a bar...
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...walks to the bartender and says...
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..." Bartender, I got a bet for you.
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I'll bet you $300 that I can piss...
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...into that glass over there...
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...and not spill a drop."
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The bartender looks at the glass.
It's 1 0 feet away.
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He says...
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..."You're telling me
you'll bet me $300...
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...that you can piss,
standing here...
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...into that glass,
and not spill a single drop?"
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Customer looks up and says:
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"That's right."
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Bartender says, "You've got a bet."
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The guy goes, "Okay, here we go."
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Pulls out his thing.
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He's thinking about the glass.
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He's thinking about the glass.
Thinking about his dick.
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Dick, glass, dick, glass,
dick, glass, dick, glass.
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Then he lets it rip.
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He pisses all over the place.
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He pisses on the bar.
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He pisses on the stools,
on the floor, the phone.
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On the bartender!
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He's pissing everywhere
except the fucking glass!
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Bartender's laughing.
He's $300 richer. He's like...
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Piss dripping off his face.
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He says, "You fucking idiot, man!
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You got it in everything
except the glass!
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You owe me $300, puta."
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Guy goes, " Excuse me
just one little second."
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Goes in the back of the bar.
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There's a couple of guys
playing pool.
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He walks over to them.
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Comes back to the bar.
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Goes, " Here you go. $300."
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The bartender's like...
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"Why are you so happy?
You just lost $300, idiot!"
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The guy says,
"See those guys there?