:25:03
Then he lets it rip.
:25:06
He pisses all over the place.
:25:09
He pisses on the bar.
:25:10
He pisses on the stools,
on the floor, the phone.
:25:14
On the bartender!
:25:16
He's pissing everywhere
except the fucking glass!
:25:23
Bartender's laughing.
He's $300 richer. He's like...
:25:26
Piss dripping off his face.
:25:28
He says, "You fucking idiot, man!
:25:30
You got it in everything
except the glass!
:25:34
You owe me $300, puta."
:25:38
Guy goes, " Excuse me
just one little second."
:25:41
Goes in the back of the bar.
:25:43
There's a couple of guys
playing pool.
:25:45
He walks over to them.
:25:47
Comes back to the bar.
:25:49
Goes, " Here you go. $300."
:25:52
The bartender's like...
:25:54
"Why are you so happy?
You just lost $300, idiot!"
:25:57
The guy says,
"See those guys there?
:26:01
I just bet them $500 apiece...
:26:04
...that I could piss on your bar...
:26:06
...your floor, your phone,
and piss on you...
:26:10
...and not only would you not
be mad about it...
:26:14
...you'd be happy."
:26:24
That's funny shit, huh?
:26:26
"You'd be happy about it!"
:26:33
Guess what?
:26:39
He didn't check out.
:26:41
You...
:26:44
...you checked out just fine.
:26:48
Well, I knew I would because...
:26:51
...me and Bucco...
:26:52
- ...we go way back.
- Bucho.
:26:54
Him too.
:26:59
And this guy...