:21:01
Zeus! Yo, partner! Wait up!
:21:04
Hey, hey, hey, hey!
I ain't your partner.
:21:06
I ain't your neighbour, your brother
or your friend. I'm your total stranger.
:21:11
Okay, stranger...
:21:13
you know where that park is
at 115th Street and St. Nicholas?
:21:19
- Yeah, it's in Harlem.
- Where do you think we found that bomb?
:21:22
Listen, this guy doesn't care
about skin colour, even if you do.
:21:30
- What am I doin'?
- Cheer up. Things could be worse.
:21:34
I was workin'
on a nice, fat suspension...
:21:36
smokin' cigarettes
and watchin' Captain Kangaroo.
:21:38
Come on.
:21:43
Is that the phone?
:21:49
Okay, they made it to the phone,
but there's a problem.
:21:51
Well, what do you mean?
How big a problem?
:21:53
Oh, about 300 pounds.
:21:55
- And they're probably going to end up
having to get an operation.
- Ma'am? Excuse me, ma'am.
:21:57
- We need this phone
for official police business.
- Do you mind!
:21:59
- Honey, I'm a cop.
I need the phone right now.
- I'm sorry, but I can no--
:22:01
Get off the damn phone, lady!
Police business!
:22:03
- Well, I never!
- I can get used to this.
:22:06
I'm sure you can find a phone
across the street, ma'am.
:22:08
Let's get something straight.
I'm the only one here
on official police business.
:22:11
- Don't ever do that shit again.
- Let's get somethin' else straight.
:22:14
You need me
a lot more than I need you.
:22:16
You don't like the way
I do things, fine. I quit.
:22:22
I don't know.
:22:27
All right, I need you.
:22:35
All right, I need you
more than you need me.
:22:42
- Hello!
- Birds of a feather flock together.
So do pigs and swine.
:22:45
Rats and mice have their chance,
as will I have mine.
:22:48
Nice. Rhymes.
:22:50
- Why was the phone busy?
Who were you calling?
- The Psychic Hotline.
:22:54
I'd advise you to take this
more seriously.
:22:56
Look, it's a public phone!
What do you want me to say?
:22:58
You can simply say
there was a fat woman on it, and it
took you a minute to get her off!