:22:01
Get off the damn phone, lady!
Police business!
:22:03
- Well, I never!
- I can get used to this.
:22:06
I'm sure you can find a phone
across the street, ma'am.
:22:08
Let's get something straight.
I'm the only one here
on official police business.
:22:11
- Don't ever do that shit again.
- Let's get somethin' else straight.
:22:14
You need me
a lot more than I need you.
:22:16
You don't like the way
I do things, fine. I quit.
:22:22
I don't know.
:22:27
All right, I need you.
:22:35
All right, I need you
more than you need me.
:22:42
- Hello!
- Birds of a feather flock together.
So do pigs and swine.
:22:45
Rats and mice have their chance,
as will I have mine.
:22:48
Nice. Rhymes.
:22:50
- Why was the phone busy?
Who were you calling?
- The Psychic Hotline.
:22:54
I'd advise you to take this
more seriously.
:22:56
Look, it's a public phone!
What do you want me to say?
:22:58
You can simply say
there was a fat woman on it, and it
took you a minute to get her off!
:23:03
Now, John, there's a significant
amount of explosive...
:23:07
in the trash receptacle next to you.
:23:10
Try to run,
and it goes up now.
:23:13
Nobody's gonna run, but I got
a hundred people out here!
:23:15
That's the point.
Now, do I have your attention?
:23:19
As I was going to St. Ives,
I met a man with seven wives.
:23:21
Every wife had seven sacks.
Every sack had seven cats.
:23:24
Every cat had seven kittens.
Kittens, cats, sacks and wives.
:23:26
How many were going to St. Ives?
My phone number is 555--
:23:30
- No, no, no! Wait! I didn't
get all that! Say it again!
- Not a chance.
:23:33
- My phone number is 555 and the answer.
- But I didn't--
:23:36
Call me in 30 seconds or die.
:23:41
- All right,
seven guys with seven wives makes--
- Shut up, McClane. I'm good at this.
:23:43
- Seven guys with seven wives makes--
- Shut the fuck up, McClane!
He said seven wives with seven sacks.
:23:47
- Seven times seven is 49.
Now tell me the rest.
- Seven wives?
:23:50
- Uh, a sack with--
s-seven sacks with seven--
- Weren't you listening?
:23:52
- Yeah, I was listening.
I didn't hear every fuckin' thing--
- What the fuck is wrong with you?
:23:54
- Well, l-- Besides having
a bad fuckin' hangover, for one thing!
- All right, all right, all right.
:23:57
Seven wives times seven, 49.
With seven cats.
:23:59
Seven times 49 is 343, right?