1:10:02
Now how many actors
can pull that off?
1:10:04
I gotta tell you, that guy,
he's gotta go to France to get respect.
1:10:08
That says it all
about America right there.
1:10:10
Just that one little sentence says
it all about America right there.
1:10:13
The minute Jerry Lewis dies, every
newspaper in this fuckin' country...
1:10:16
is gonna be writin' articles
callin' the man a genius.
1:10:18
It's not right. It's not right
and it's not fuckin' fair!
1:10:21
But why should that surprise
anybody? When the hell has
America ever been fair?
1:10:26
We might be right every once in awhile,
but we're very rarely fair.
1:10:34
Oh. Um... where
shall I put this, sir?
1:10:39
You in a hurry there, Ted?
1:10:41
Uh, well, um--
Not particularly.
1:10:46
Good there! Okay, then gotta stop
playin' ""Beat the Clock.""
1:10:48
Okay. Let me introduce you to everybody.
Now, see that girl over there?
1:10:51
All right, that's
our friend from downstairs.
1:10:53
We just met her at the pool.
You seem to be acquainted.
1:10:56
Yeah, Theodore and I go
way back, don't we, Theodore?
1:10:58
Actually, the name's Ted, Angela.
1:11:00
I only let people with loaded guns
pointed at my head call me Theodore.
1:11:04
The man sittin' in this chair
with the Jim Beam in his hand,
1:11:07
yellin' ""Bellboy"" at you
is Norman.
1:11:10
Norman, say hello to Ted.
1:11:14
What's up, Ted?
What's up, sir?
1:11:16
And the sociable son ofa bitch
in that room over there is Leo.
1:11:20
And the person on the other end of
the phone is his lovely wife Ellen.
1:11:23
Leo!
What?
1:11:25
Say hello to Ted the bellboy.
Hold on a second. What?
1:11:27
Say hello to Ted the bellboy.
Here. Come here.
1:11:31
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
Leo, Leo, Leo, L-Leo, L-Leo!
1:11:35
Leo, that is Ted the bellboy.
That's me.
1:11:38
The bellboy we called
about 20, 25 minutes ago.
1:11:41
Oh, Ted the bellboy.
Well, my goodness.
1:11:43
Glad you could make it, chum.
Glad I could be here.
1:11:47
Ellen, what does punctuality
have to do with love?
1:11:50
Which brings me to me.
Could you explain that to me, please?
1:11:52
Chester Rush, Ted.
Pleased to meet ya.
1:11:56
I'm pleased to meet you, sir.
Oh, Chester.
1:11:59
Not ""sir.""
Chester.