1:09:03
Come on!
lf I must, sir.
1:09:05
Yes. As I was saying, chin-chin.
Chin-chin.
1:09:08
For our purposes, promptness
is far behind thoroughness.
1:09:11
Drink up, lad.
1:09:14
What do you say?
Ah, thank you, sir.
1:09:16
No, not thank you. What do you say
about the tasty beverage?
1:09:19
Um, oh,
it's very good.
1:09:21
It's fucking good, Ted.
Fucking good!
1:09:23
Let's try it again, shall we?
Got a light?
1:09:25
Okay, so, Ted, what do you think
about that tasty beverage?
1:09:27
It's fucking good!
1:09:29
It's fucking Cristal.
Everything else is piss.
1:09:32
Bellboy.
Bellboy. Bellboy!
1:09:35
Shut up. Shut up! Shh! Shut up!
You're makin' my friend Ted nervous.
1:09:38
Chill out, dude.
Pay no attention to Norman here.
1:09:41
He's just-That's from Quadrophenia.
He's just fuckin' with you.
1:09:44
Now me, personally,
when I think of bellboy,
1:09:47
I think of The Bellboy
with Jerry Lewis.
1:09:50
Did you ever see that film, Ted?
Um... no, sir.
1:09:54
Oh, you should. It's one
of Jerry's better movies.
1:09:56
He doesn't say a word
through the entire film.
1:09:59
It's a completely
silent performance.
1:10:02
Now how many actors
can pull that off?
1:10:04
I gotta tell you, that guy,
he's gotta go to France to get respect.
1:10:08
That says it all
about America right there.
1:10:10
Just that one little sentence says
it all about America right there.
1:10:13
The minute Jerry Lewis dies, every
newspaper in this fuckin' country...
1:10:16
is gonna be writin' articles
callin' the man a genius.
1:10:18
It's not right. It's not right
and it's not fuckin' fair!
1:10:21
But why should that surprise
anybody? When the hell has
America ever been fair?
1:10:26
We might be right every once in awhile,
but we're very rarely fair.
1:10:34
Oh. Um... where
shall I put this, sir?
1:10:39
You in a hurry there, Ted?
1:10:41
Uh, well, um--
Not particularly.
1:10:46
Good there! Okay, then gotta stop
playin' ""Beat the Clock.""
1:10:48
Okay. Let me introduce you to everybody.
Now, see that girl over there?
1:10:51
All right, that's
our friend from downstairs.
1:10:53
We just met her at the pool.
You seem to be acquainted.
1:10:56
Yeah, Theodore and I go
way back, don't we, Theodore?
1:10:58
Actually, the name's Ted, Angela.