1:08:03
Hello, Theodore.
1:08:08
What the f-fuck are you doing here?
Havin' a drink.
1:08:12
ls Sigfried here?
1:08:15
Are you kidding? He'll probably
be asleep 'til Christmas.
1:08:17
Hey, everybody.
The bellboy is here.
1:08:20
The bellboy's here!
Oh, my God! Shit!
1:08:23
Happy New Year!
Entra! Entra!
1:08:27
Hey, bellboy!
1:08:32
Mr. Rush,
I'm sorry I'm late.
1:08:35
But l, I think you'll find
I have everything you need.
1:08:38
No problema, el bellboy.
No problema.
1:08:42
His name is Theodore.
Actually, it's not Theodore. It's Ted.
1:08:45
It's Ted, sir.
So, Ted, the bellboy,
1:08:49
would you care for some champagne
as I was saying?
1:08:51
All right, that wasn't
what I was saying.
1:08:53
But would you care for some champagne?
Um, I'm on duty, sir.
1:08:56
Duty, smooty, come on. It's like
Cristal. It's the very best they make.
1:08:59
I didn't like champagne
'tiI I had Cristal. Now I love it.
1:09:03
Come on!
lf I must, sir.
1:09:05
Yes. As I was saying, chin-chin.
Chin-chin.
1:09:08
For our purposes, promptness
is far behind thoroughness.
1:09:11
Drink up, lad.
1:09:14
What do you say?
Ah, thank you, sir.
1:09:16
No, not thank you. What do you say
about the tasty beverage?
1:09:19
Um, oh,
it's very good.
1:09:21
It's fucking good, Ted.
Fucking good!
1:09:23
Let's try it again, shall we?
Got a light?
1:09:25
Okay, so, Ted, what do you think
about that tasty beverage?
1:09:27
It's fucking good!
1:09:29
It's fucking Cristal.
Everything else is piss.
1:09:32
Bellboy.
Bellboy. Bellboy!
1:09:35
Shut up. Shut up! Shh! Shut up!
You're makin' my friend Ted nervous.
1:09:38
Chill out, dude.
Pay no attention to Norman here.
1:09:41
He's just-That's from Quadrophenia.
He's just fuckin' with you.
1:09:44
Now me, personally,
when I think of bellboy,
1:09:47
I think of The Bellboy
with Jerry Lewis.
1:09:50
Did you ever see that film, Ted?
Um... no, sir.
1:09:54
Oh, you should. It's one
of Jerry's better movies.
1:09:56
He doesn't say a word
through the entire film.
1:09:59
It's a completely
silent performance.