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I can't believe he did that.
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And now will you welcome
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the man who
has inherited that talent.
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Mr Tommy Fawkes!
:21:39
He's great!
:21:55
Slay 'em, Tommy!
:22:01
My wonderful parents,
ladies and gentlemen.
:22:04
They hated me. They once took me to
an orphanage and told me to mingle.
:22:12
Do you ever feel like
killing yourself?
:22:15
Like no matter what you do, people
will always see you as one thing?
:22:20
It's like a lifetime of bad luck.
:22:26
I came home last week, my dog looked
sheepish. Dogs can look sheepish!
:22:33
I feed him, he won't eat.
He starts wailing real loud.
:22:37
I go into the back room, I see
he's broken a very large mirror.
:22:41
I say, ""Did you do this?''
He said, ""Yeah.'' He did.
:22:45
""It's OK, why are you so upset?''
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He says, ""49 years bad luck.''