:15:01
Trying to capture
the '90s youth market with '70s television.
:15:04
Man, why can't they bring back or
remake good shows, like BJ and the Bear?
:15:08
There's a concept I like,
a man and his monkey.
:15:11
Would you guys shut up?
You're breaking my concentration.
:15:15
- Sorry, Willam.
- Now I have to start all over again.
:15:21
- Good luck with that thing, Willam.
- Yeah, man. Remember, relax your eyes.
:15:30
- Wow, a sailboat.
- Shut up.
:15:34
Could this week get any worse? Now she's
gonna be auctioned off on TV from a mall.
:15:39
Not a mall. The mall. Show some respect.
:15:42
It doesn't have to go down
like that if we trash the thing.
:15:45
There's a unique way of getting back in
her good graces - ruin her father's show.
:15:49
I can get someone to do it for us. We'll be
blame-free and Brandi will miss the show.
:15:54
- Who is this imaginary hatchet man?
- Hatchet men.
:15:58
( heavy rock music)
:16:18
Knock it off!
:16:20
Kitty, kitty, kitty!
:16:22
- Hey, Jay!
- Brodie, man. Nootchy nootchies.
:16:26
And look at this shit!
The mad fat-chick killer.
:16:29
- I can't believe how fast word travels.
- Excellent. What's he doing?
:16:33
Shithead watched
Empire and Jedi last week.
:16:35
He's been trying to do
the Jedi mind trick.
:16:37
Thinks he can levitate shit
with his thoughts. Knock it off!
:16:40
- "The Force is strong with this one."
- Don't encourage him.
:16:43
I was just saying we gotta find
Jay and Silent Bob.
:16:46
If anyone can help us out, it's the two
guys who have less to do than us.
:16:49
Everyone's lookin' for us today.
We're duckin' Tricia.
:16:52
She wants to talk to
Obi-Wan about her video.
:16:55
- Why him?
- Silent Bob's an electrical genius.
:16:57
He won the school science fair by turning
his mom's vibrator into a CD player.