:16:18
Knock it off!
:16:20
Kitty, kitty, kitty!
:16:22
- Hey, Jay!
- Brodie, man. Nootchy nootchies.
:16:26
And look at this shit!
The mad fat-chick killer.
:16:29
- I can't believe how fast word travels.
- Excellent. What's he doing?
:16:33
Shithead watched
Empire and Jedi last week.
:16:35
He's been trying to do
the Jedi mind trick.
:16:37
Thinks he can levitate shit
with his thoughts. Knock it off!
:16:40
- "The Force is strong with this one."
- Don't encourage him.
:16:43
I was just saying we gotta find
Jay and Silent Bob.
:16:46
If anyone can help us out, it's the two
guys who have less to do than us.
:16:49
Everyone's lookin' for us today.
We're duckin' Tricia.
:16:52
She wants to talk to
Obi-Wan about her video.
:16:55
- Why him?
- Silent Bob's an electrical genius.
:16:57
He won the school science fair by turning
his mom's vibrator into a CD player.
:17:02
Motherfucker's like MacGyver.
Better than MacGyver.
:17:05
- Knock it off!
- It's that kind of smarts we need, right?
:17:09
Leave me out of this.
:17:10
We need you to go on a little sabotage
mission on behalf of TS's love life.
:17:14
( guitar riff)
:17:21
You know about this game show
thing going on here?
:17:23
We need you to somehow
ensure that it doesn't happen.
:17:26
- Is that it? We were doing that anyway.
- Why?
:17:29
What else are we gonna do? Silent Bob
stole a schematic of the stage...
:17:34
..and found a weakness,
just like the Death Star.
:17:36
He figures you pull this crossbeam out,
bickety-bam! The stage crashes down.
:17:41
We were thinkin' about somethin' simple,
but if you prefer that, we're all for it.
:17:45
- Only problem is LaFours.
- Who's LaFours?
:17:47
You don't know who LaFours is?
:17:51
He's the most feared security guard in
the business. 460 collars, all convicted.
:17:56
- I hear he's even got two kills.
- Holy shit.
:17:58
I never thought I'd see two such highly
reputable mischief-makers as yourselves...