:18:02
..douse their drawers at the sight
of a mall security guard.
:18:06
Shit, bitch. We're gonna
bust up that stage.
:18:08
We're gonna outwit LaFours X-Men-style.
:18:11
- Should I call you Logan, Weapon X?
- No, Wolverine. Snicky snicky snoine!
:18:16
He's imitating Wolverine's berserker
attack with his adamantium claws.
:18:20
- I never would have guessed.
- All right. Go forth and wreak havoc.
:18:25
Bye, baby kitties.
Damn, Silent Bob. Show some heart.
:18:29
(whistles)
:18:31
That's better. We're on the job.
:18:34
Thanks.
:18:36
I'm shocked
you didn't try to dissuade them.
:18:39
Huh! I would if I thought
for a second they could pull it off.
:18:43
Oh, ye of little faith.
Want a cookie?
:18:49
What's he doing?
:18:51
If you stare at this poster,
a hidden picture appears.
:18:55
Can we do it? Please? Please?
:18:57
All right, go ahead.
But hurry. The Easter Bunny's waiting.
:19:00
Wow, it's a schooner!
:19:04
You dumb bastard!
It's not a schooner, it's a sailboat.
:19:08
A schooner is a sailboat, stupid-head.
:19:12
You know what?!
There is no Easter Bunny!
:19:16
Over there, that's just a guy in a suit!
:19:22
- But they're engaged.
- Doesn't matter. It can't happen.
:19:25
- Why not? It's bound to come up.
- Lois could never have Superman's baby.
:19:29
You think her Fallopian tubes
could handle the sperm?
:19:32
I guarantee he blows a load
like a shotgun through her back.
:19:35
Is her womb strong enough
to carry his child?
:19:38
- Sure. Why not?
- He's an alien, for Christ's sake.
:19:41
His Kryptonian biological make-up
is enhanced by Earth's sun.
:19:44
If Lois gets a tan, the kid
could kick through her stomach.
:19:47
Only Wonder Woman has a strong
enough uterus to carry his kid.
:19:51
He could only bang regular chicks with a
kryptonite condom but that would kill him.
:19:56
I've gone from Floridian sex with Brandi to
man-of-steel debates in the food court.