:19:00
Wow, it's a schooner!
:19:04
You dumb bastard!
It's not a schooner, it's a sailboat.
:19:08
A schooner is a sailboat, stupid-head.
:19:12
You know what?!
There is no Easter Bunny!
:19:16
Over there, that's just a guy in a suit!
:19:22
- But they're engaged.
- Doesn't matter. It can't happen.
:19:25
- Why not? It's bound to come up.
- Lois could never have Superman's baby.
:19:29
You think her Fallopian tubes
could handle the sperm?
:19:32
I guarantee he blows a load
like a shotgun through her back.
:19:35
Is her womb strong enough
to carry his child?
:19:38
- Sure. Why not?
- He's an alien, for Christ's sake.
:19:41
His Kryptonian biological make-up
is enhanced by Earth's sun.
:19:44
If Lois gets a tan, the kid
could kick through her stomach.
:19:47
Only Wonder Woman has a strong
enough uterus to carry his kid.
:19:51
He could only bang regular chicks with a
kryptonite condom but that would kill him.
:19:56
I've gone from Floridian sex with Brandi to
man-of-steel debates in the food court.
:20:00
- Cookie stand is not in the food court.
- Of course it is.
:20:04
The food court is downstairs. We're
upstairs. This isn't quantum physics.
:20:09
This is an eatery.
Eateries make up the food court.
:20:11
Bullshit. Eateries in the designated square
downstairs qualify as food court.
:20:16
Anything outside of
said designated square...
:20:18
..is considered an autonomous unit
for mid-mall snacking.
:20:22
If you're gonna wax intellectual
about the subject...
:20:25
Holy shit.
:20:27
- Wait here.
- Where are you goin'?
:20:31
Cherchez la femme.
:20:39
- That would look terrible on you.
- Didn't I dump your ass this morning?
:20:42
You've had time to think
about the mistake you've made...
:20:45
..and I want you to know
you don't have to apologise.
:20:48
I'm sure you were just
PMS-ing or something.
:20:50
What kills me about you
is your inability to function...
:20:53
..on the same plane of existence
as the rest of us. Piss off.
:20:58
OK. You wanna continue with
this charade of ending our union.