:49:00
If I remember correctly,
you're a big pretzel fan.
:49:04
- Um... Dark chocolate?
- Yeah.
:49:06
- Oh, no.
- Oh, come on!
:49:08
- No, no, please.
- They're awesome. Here you go.
:49:15
Thank you.
:49:18
Mm!
:49:25
(Svenning) That's good.
Good, good. Very nice.
:49:30
And, you know, being a man who believes
in "One good turn deserves another",...
:49:38
..l have something to offer
the both of you.
:49:42
Really? What's that?
:49:49
- What is this?
- These are called "handcuffs".
:49:52
Once I realised the both
of you were in the mall,...
:49:54
..l decided to set up this little ambush...
:49:57
..to remove you and your sidekick
here from the premises, permanently.
:50:04
Hey, why am I his sidekick?
How do you know he's not my sidekick?
:50:09
Rene! Get Jay and Silent Bob!
:50:12
Please! Hurry!
:50:14
- Did somebody call your name?
- Um...
:50:17
- I have to go to the bathroom. Wait here.
- Hey, anything for you, babe.
:50:20
- It's your day.
- Thanks.
:50:24
What you need is
a fatty boom-batty blunt.
:50:27
I guarantee you'd see
a sailboat, an ocean...
:50:29
..and maybe some big-titted
mermaids doin' lesbian shit.
:50:33
Look at me, you sloppy bitch!
:50:35
(Rene pants)
:50:37
Dude, you're a mad chick magnet.
:50:39
TS. Brodie. Security guards.
:50:43
Under arrest. They need help. Go!
:50:48
Wow. A sailboat.
:50:52
- Brenda?
- Dick!
:50:59
This is illegal!
You can't arrest us for nothing.