:50:04
Hey, why am I his sidekick?
How do you know he's not my sidekick?
:50:09
Rene! Get Jay and Silent Bob!
:50:12
Please! Hurry!
:50:14
- Did somebody call your name?
- Um...
:50:17
- I have to go to the bathroom. Wait here.
- Hey, anything for you, babe.
:50:20
- It's your day.
- Thanks.
:50:24
What you need is
a fatty boom-batty blunt.
:50:27
I guarantee you'd see
a sailboat, an ocean...
:50:29
..and maybe some big-titted
mermaids doin' lesbian shit.
:50:33
Look at me, you sloppy bitch!
:50:35
(Rene pants)
:50:37
Dude, you're a mad chick magnet.
:50:39
TS. Brodie. Security guards.
:50:43
Under arrest. They need help. Go!
:50:48
Wow. A sailboat.
:50:52
- Brenda?
- Dick!
:50:59
This is illegal!
You can't arrest us for nothing.
:51:06
Oh, all right. I believe when
Mr LaFours turns us over to the police,...
:51:10
..the bag of contraband
that he's "found" on our persons...
:51:13
..will give them reason to lock us up,
at least for the duration of the show.
:51:17
Isn't that right, Mr LaFours?
:51:19
(clunk)
:51:22
"Come, son of Jor-El. Kneel before Zod!"
:51:26
Snootchy bootchies! (giggles)
:51:36
- Vulcan nerve pinch?
- That was close!
:51:38
See that stink-palm? He licked his hand.
:51:40
- We gotta go. They'll be looking for us.
- Oh, thank you, man. We owe you one.
:51:45
- You wanna hide? I know a place.
- Let's go.
:51:47
- Don't I get to wash my hand first?
- Brodie!