1:15:00
If I have a conviction, I stick to it.
1:15:03
- Were you ever in love?
- Yes, as a matter of fact.
1:15:07
Oh, really?
What happened to your boyfriend?
1:15:09
Well, he, uh... We broke up.
1:15:13
- Why?
- It just didn't work out.
1:15:16
- I mean, were you unhappy?
- Sometimes.
1:15:19
- Why?
- TS?
1:15:22
Hey, what about the rest of us?
Why don't you ask me a question?
1:15:26
- Suitor No.2.
- Hey, what about me?
1:15:28
- Oh, Gill, just shut the fuck up.
- (laughter)
1:15:32
Second suitor.
Would you ever make whoopee in public?
1:15:36
Already did once today.
1:15:42
My cousin Walter jerked off
in public once. True story.
1:15:45
He was on a plane to New Mexico
when, suddenly, the hydraulics went.
1:15:49
The plane started spinning
around, out of control.
1:15:52
He decides it's all over, and whips it
out and starts beating it right there.
1:15:55
All the other passengers take a cue from
him, and whip it out and beat like mad.
1:16:00
So all the passengers are beating off,
plummeting to their certain doom,...
1:16:04
..when all of a sudden, the hydraulics
kick back in and the plane rights itself.
1:16:09
It lands safely, and everyone puts their
pieces, or whatever, away and deboard.
1:16:14
Nobody mentions the phenomenon
to anyone else.
1:16:22
(scattered coughing)
1:16:24
- Well, did he come or what?
- Jesus Christ, man!
1:16:27
There's just some things
you don't talk about in public!
1:16:31
Second suitor. If you were a comic-book
character, what character would you be?
1:16:35
Wow. That's a great question.
Tough one, though.
1:16:38
What does one gauge his response on?
Physical prowess? Keen detection skills?
1:16:42
The ability to banter well with villains?
1:16:45
- How's your comic collection, Brodie?
- It's going good, but...
1:16:49
Oh, comics! What are you talkin' about?
I don't collect comics. Comics are for kids.
1:16:53
I knew it. Suitor No.1, you
just don't know when to quit, do you?
1:16:58
No. No, but you sure do.
I thought you were in love.