1:16:00
So all the passengers are beating off,
plummeting to their certain doom,...
1:16:04
..when all of a sudden, the hydraulics
kick back in and the plane rights itself.
1:16:09
It lands safely, and everyone puts their
pieces, or whatever, away and deboard.
1:16:14
Nobody mentions the phenomenon
to anyone else.
1:16:22
(scattered coughing)
1:16:24
- Well, did he come or what?
- Jesus Christ, man!
1:16:27
There's just some things
you don't talk about in public!
1:16:31
Second suitor. If you were a comic-book
character, what character would you be?
1:16:35
Wow. That's a great question.
Tough one, though.
1:16:38
What does one gauge his response on?
Physical prowess? Keen detection skills?
1:16:42
The ability to banter well with villains?
1:16:45
- How's your comic collection, Brodie?
- It's going good, but...
1:16:49
Oh, comics! What are you talkin' about?
I don't collect comics. Comics are for kids.
1:16:53
I knew it. Suitor No.1, you
just don't know when to quit, do you?
1:16:58
No. No, but you sure do.
I thought you were in love.
1:17:02
I was in love.
But I thought that I had a partner...
1:17:05
..who wouldn't fall to pieces
when things didn't go his way.
1:17:09
- How so?
- My father needed a contestant.
1:17:12
- What was I supposed to do?
- Maybe show a little backbone.
1:17:15
Show a little backbone? What did you do?
1:17:18
When I walked away, did you make
any effort to repair that breach?
1:17:21
You just ran off and cried on the shoulder
of Bumble the Boy Wonder over there.
1:17:26
Boy Wonder? I'm all man, lady.
1:17:29
So you're here now,
and you're ruining my father's new show.
1:17:32
You're airing all our
personal business on stage.
1:17:35
You've gone this far.
Why not tell them the whole story?
1:17:38
We were hours away from spending a
week together, away from family, school...
1:17:43
..and she backs out
because her daddy says so.
1:17:45
The girl who was meant to be
sitting in this chair died in a pool.
1:17:49
- (gasps)
- When I tried to explain this to him,...
1:17:52
..he was such an asshole about it...
1:17:54
..that even though it killed me
to do it, I broke up with him.
1:17:58
You know, I've been crying all day,
but what did he do?