1:01:00
No, it's impossible.
1:01:05
You're not really the cheerleading type,
are you?
1:01:08
For me, it's more penance than a passion.
1:01:11
Religious ascetics wear a hair shirt,
I carry the pom-poms.
1:01:14
I don't know.
1:01:16
I guess it's the duality of man, you know?
1:01:20
"That Jungian thing, sir. "
1:01:22
Matthew Modine, Full Metal Jacket.
1:01:24
Peace sign on one side of his helmet,
"Born to Kill" on the other.
1:01:27
It's my favourite movie.
1:01:31
My favourite movie is The Sound of Music.
1:01:40
"What's in a name?
1:01:42
"That which we call a rose
By any other name would smell as sweet"
1:01:47
I don't understand any of this.
1:01:48
Pretty simple, really.
She's a Capulet, he's a Montague.
1:01:52
The two families have always hated each
other and they always will hate each other.
1:01:56
- Why couldn't Shakespeare say it like that?
- He could have.
1:02:00
But nobody would be talking about it
410 years later.
1:02:02
How do you know so much
about Romeo and Juliet?
1:02:05
I read the play.
1:02:06
- Why would you read the play?
- Molly's coming over for dinner tonight.
1:02:09
Who's Molly?
1:02:10
Professor McCarthy.
1:02:12
You call her Molly?
1:02:13
This whole house totally reeks.
What is that smell?
1:02:16
Five Alarm Chili. It's my specialty.
1:02:20
You're putting meat into my lentil pot?
1:02:22
He's making dinner for Molly.
1:02:24
Who's Molly?
1:02:25
Professor McCarthy, Intro to English Lit.
1:02:28
I had her last quarter. She's a babe.
And this is what you're serving her?
1:02:31
It's his specialty.
1:02:33
My wife loved my chili.
1:02:34
Your wife left your gassy old ass.
1:02:36
- What's going on?
- Sharp's got a date.
1:02:45
- What are you gonna wear?
- Clothes.
1:02:46
- Pants, sport coat.
- Not that butt-ugly thing.
1:02:48
I like that sport coat.
1:02:49
I grabbed everything I could find.
1:02:51
What comes first,
astringent or exfoliating lotion?
1:02:53
I don't use that stuff.
1:02:54
You've got pores
the size of manhole covers.
1:02:56
And the ears, the nose.
We better do something about all this hair.