1:02:00
But nobody would be talking about it
410 years later.
1:02:02
How do you know so much
about Romeo and Juliet?
1:02:05
I read the play.
1:02:06
- Why would you read the play?
- Molly's coming over for dinner tonight.
1:02:09
Who's Molly?
1:02:10
Professor McCarthy.
1:02:12
You call her Molly?
1:02:13
This whole house totally reeks.
What is that smell?
1:02:16
Five Alarm Chili. It's my specialty.
1:02:20
You're putting meat into my lentil pot?
1:02:22
He's making dinner for Molly.
1:02:24
Who's Molly?
1:02:25
Professor McCarthy, Intro to English Lit.
1:02:28
I had her last quarter. She's a babe.
And this is what you're serving her?
1:02:31
It's his specialty.
1:02:33
My wife loved my chili.
1:02:34
Your wife left your gassy old ass.
1:02:36
- What's going on?
- Sharp's got a date.
1:02:45
- What are you gonna wear?
- Clothes.
1:02:46
- Pants, sport coat.
- Not that butt-ugly thing.
1:02:48
I like that sport coat.
1:02:49
I grabbed everything I could find.
1:02:51
What comes first,
astringent or exfoliating lotion?
1:02:53
I don't use that stuff.
1:02:54
You've got pores
the size of manhole covers.
1:02:56
And the ears, the nose.
We better do something about all this hair.
1:03:01
You can use some bronzer.
You need some colour.
1:03:03
- I don't bronze.
- You'll bronze, white boy.
1:03:05
I have been successfully grooming myself
for longer than y'all have been alive.
1:03:09
Some things have changed
since you were young.
1:03:11
We've discovered fire and the wheel.
1:03:14
She's right. If you wanna get over,
you better listen to us.
1:03:16
I'm just having dinner.
1:03:18
Not looking like that you won't.
Barb, can you do anything with the hair?
1:03:21
Shave it all off.
1:03:23
Go talk to her. Give me that.
1:03:28
Come on. I mean, it's never gonna work out
between you and Sharp.
1:03:32
He's old enough to be your...
1:03:34
great-great-great-great grandfather.
1:03:39
And you have an opportunity to help him.
You went to beauty school.
1:03:43
I flunked out.
1:03:45
I know.
1:03:47
But he doesn't know that.