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Take, for instance,
the case of Lenny Weinrib,
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a tale as Greek and timeless
as fate itself.
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- Lenny, let's have a baby.
- Hey!
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A baby? Why? Because she's pregnant,
you want to have a baby?
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- No. It's a great idea.
- You could raise your own middleweight.
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- I don't want a middleweight.
- Flyweight.
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- No, it'd be fun.
- Have you ever had children?
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- No, I've never had children.
- Why not?
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What do you mean, "why not?" 'Cause my
first wife didn't want to have a child.
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- Then I never remarried really, so--
- Oh, that's great.
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- What am I, chopped liver?
- Until now.
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- Yeah?
- I never-- You didn't let me finish.
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- No, you'd forgotten.
- Now you've changed your mind.
You didn't want to have a child.
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- You should have kids.
- It's like stereo. Give him a break.
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- You don't want a kid?
- Oh, we--
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When we first met, she didn't like
the beach; she hated the Hamptons;
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she didn't want to have kids;
she loved the Upper East Side,
she didn't want to move.
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Now suddenly she's making noise about
having a kid and moving to Tribeca.
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- Only if the gallery moves downtown.
- Well, being pregnant is great.
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- Yeah?
- I love it. You get treated
like the Queen of England.
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- Sure.
- You say that like it's a good thing.
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- Well, I like the pampering.
- She does like it.
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- Yeah?
- Yeah, it's fantastic.
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I can't give up the time
right now.
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There are too many exciting things
happening in my business.
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- So let me ask you a question.
- What?
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How do you plan to swing it without
being pregnant? I'm curious.
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- Good question. Very good question.
- No, it's easy.
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- We'll adopt. Oh, well.
- Mmm.
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- Not me. I don't want to adopt.
- There you go.
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- Why not? That's a good idea.
- No. No.
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- You must be nuts. With, with my genes?
- Yeah?
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- To adopt? I have award-winning genes.
- Oh, God.
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- I want to pass them on.
- No, that's crazy. No, the--
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It's for the same reason
we don't lease a car, okay?
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- 'Cause it's pride of ownership.
- Okay.
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- And I don't want to adopt a child.
- No. Look, I'm sorry, Lenny.
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It's crazy 'cause the world
is full of needy kids.
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- You know, she's right.
- That's true.
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- I know, but that-- You know, but I--
- No, I mean it.
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Why overpopulate the world when there
are thousands of parent-less kids?
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Just because you don't want
to get morning sickness, right?
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- No, it's not true.
- That's why you want to adopt a kid.
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I just can't afford
to give up a year just now.
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Forget it. Subject is closed.
I don't wanna--
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I'd be afraid that
I might get a bad seed.
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- Oh, you're paranoid.
- Oh, come on.