Mighty Aphrodite
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:04:00
- Well, I like the pampering.
- She does like it.

:04:02
- Yeah?
- Yeah, it's fantastic.

:04:04
I can't give up the time
right now.

:04:06
There are too many exciting things
happening in my business.

:04:08
- So let me ask you a question.
- What?

:04:10
How do you plan to swing it without
being pregnant? I'm curious.

:04:13
- Good question. Very good question.
- No, it's easy.

:04:15
- We'll adopt. Oh, well.
- Mmm.

:04:17
- Not me. I don't want to adopt.
- There you go.

:04:19
- Why not? That's a good idea.
- No. No.

:04:21
- You must be nuts. With, with my genes?
- Yeah?

:04:24
- To adopt? I have award-winning genes.
- Oh, God.

:04:26
- I want to pass them on.
- No, that's crazy. No, the--

:04:29
It's for the same reason
we don't lease a car, okay?

:04:32
- 'Cause it's pride of ownership.
- Okay.

:04:34
- And I don't want to adopt a child.
- No. Look, I'm sorry, Lenny.

:04:36
It's crazy 'cause the world
is full of needy kids.

:04:39
- You know, she's right.
- That's true.

:04:41
- I know, but that-- You know, but I--
- No, I mean it.

:04:43
Why overpopulate the world when there
are thousands of parent-less kids?

:04:47
Just because you don't want
to get morning sickness, right?

:04:49
- No, it's not true.
- That's why you want to adopt a kid.

:04:51
I just can't afford
to give up a year just now.

:04:53
Forget it. Subject is closed.
I don't wanna--

:04:56
I'd be afraid that
I might get a bad seed.

:04:58
- Oh, you're paranoid.
- Oh, come on.

:05:00
That's right! What-- You read that
in the tabloids all the time.

:05:04
- No. A bad seed.
- That's right.

:05:06
Yeah, we adopt some sweet little boy,
and then he turns 13,

:05:08
we'd go to sleep at night,
he'd split our head open with an axe.

:05:11
Listen, why'd you have to
go and tell him that? You know
Lenny's got a vivid imagination.

:05:14
- It's a common occurrence.
- I read the same paper.
What do you want me to tell you?

:05:16
Anyway, what do you mean "he"?
Why can't we adopt a girl?

:05:19
- We're not adopting anything.
I want no sex.
- A little girl.

:05:22
Let the guy have a short stop
or a point guard, will ya?

:05:24
Can we get a check? Can we--
Can we please get out of here?

:05:26
I'll take the check.
I'm paying tonight.

:05:29
- Yes.
- You? I'm stunned.

:05:31
You pay, you break your record.
You-- One more and you break
DiMaggio's record-- 56 straight.

:05:35
That's not true.
Now, be nice.

:05:37
Laius, proud father, speak.
:05:40
I, with joy,
did have a son...

:05:43
so fair, so clearheaded
and brave,

:05:46
that I a thousand pleasures
did derive from his presence.

:05:50
So what happens?
:05:52
One day he kills me.
:05:54
And don't you think,
he runs off and marries my wife.

:05:57
Poor Oedipus, king of Thebes.

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