:51:02
Linus, this boy should be drummed out
of the family!
:51:06
What have I done now?
:51:08
I'm not saying
all Larrabees have been saints.
:51:10
Thomas Larrabee was hung for piracy.
Benjamin Larrabee was a slave trader.
:51:15
And Joshua Larrabee was shot
while attempting to rob a train.
:51:19
But no Larrabee has behaved
as you have behaved tonight!
:51:22
- Exactly what have I done?
- Done?
:51:25
Father,
remember your basal metabolism.
:51:27
Making love to a servant
in your mother's house!
:51:30
- She is not a servant.
- She's a servant's daughter.
:51:32
You have embarrassed
your mother and our chauffeur.
:51:36
I've too much respect for Fairchild
to intrude on his personal life.
:51:39
You should have that respect for her.
:51:41
I have so much respect for her
I invited her.
:51:44
- That's overdoing it.
- I love her!
:51:47
He loves her!
:51:49
Next thing he'll elope with the girl
in the middle of the night!
:51:53
Maybe!
:51:54
I'll overlook you're an engaged man
:51:56
and remind you of your marital record
to date.
:52:00
I know, Father.
I made three mistakes.
:52:02
First, that Hungarian countess, who
married you to bring her family over.
:52:07
Her parents and five brothers, all of
them needing costly dental repairs!
:52:12
- Do we have to go through it again?
- Then that Twyman girl.
:52:15
Her family 50 years
on the social register.
:52:18
She wore on her wedding dress not
a corsage but a Stevenson button!
:52:22
You promised not to swear.
:52:24
Then that great actress!
:52:26
All she does is commercials on
television for an underarm deodorant.
:52:32
And now our chauffeur's daughter!
:52:34
- Father, are you through?
- I am not through!
:52:37
I'm sure Linus
has a few words to say.
:52:39
I do.
But you won't like them, Father.
:52:42
- You're being unfair to David.
- I'm what?
:52:45
David's old enough to live his life.
:52:47
- If she's the girl for him...
- Nonsense!
:52:49
You really mean that?
It would knock your plans.
:52:53
The plastics merger? Forget it.
If you love her, take her.
:52:57
- This is the 20th century.
- The 20th century?
:52:59
I could pick a century out of a hat
and get a better one!