Tommy Boy
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:50:00
Hey, is there a window open?
I feel a draught.

:50:05
If I'd wanted a kiss
I would've called your mother.

:50:10
That was a good one.
:50:13
Hey, Prehistoric Forest.
:50:29
Richard, do I have a mark on my face?
It really hurts.

:50:35
No. Nothing.
I thought I hit you in the shoulder.

:50:39
My shoulder doesn't hurt much,
but my face does.

:50:42
Right here.
:50:44
Not here or here so much,
but right here.

:50:47
Nope. Shipshape.
:50:50
Waitress, could I get that shrimp
cocktail I saw in the glass case?

:50:55
And you, what can I get...?
:50:57
- Jesus, what happened to your face?
- I knew it. See, Richard?

:51:01
I'll have chicken wings.
:51:02
Kitchen's closed until dinner.
We've just got cold stuff and desserts.

:51:06
Boy, some chicken wings would really
hit the spot. Are you sure it's closed?

:51:10
Let me check.
:51:12
- Yup, it's closed.
- OK.

:51:15
I'll just have a sugar packet or two.
:51:18
Hey, what's your name?
:51:21
- Helen.
- That's nice. You look like a Helen.

:51:24
Helen, we're both in sales. Let me tell
you why I suck as a salesman.

:51:29
Let's say I go into some guy's office.
He's remotely interested in buying.

:51:34
Well, then I get all excited.
I'm like JoJo, the Idiot Circus Boy

:51:37
with a pretty new pet.
The pet is my possible sale.

:51:41
Oh, my pretty little pet, I love you.
:51:45
So I stroke it, and I pet it,
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and I massage it.
:51:50
I love my little naughty pet.
You're naughty!

:51:55
Then I take my naughty pet, and I go...

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