1:10:00
Hi, Michelle, this is Tommy.
1:10:03
Listen, I'm sorry about what I said.
I was being an idiot.
1:10:07
I want to apologise, cos I didn't mean it.
1:10:11
Anyway, Richard and I are going to
Chicago to straighten things out.
1:10:15
The next flight boards in five minutes,
but, I'm sorry,
1:10:18
it's sold out. I can put you on another
one at three o'clock this afternoon.
1:10:23
Lady, we really need to get to Chicago.
Is there anything you can do?
1:10:29
I can put you in
at Salt Lake City by 4.00,
1:10:31
- and another flight from...
- I don't have time for that.
1:10:34
I need a direct flight to Chicago.
1:10:37
I can reserve you a flight coming
back from Chicago at 5.55.
1:10:41
- Does that help?
- Hi. I'm Earth. Have we met?
1:10:45
I don't think so.
1:10:47
So I'll talk to you later? OK. Bye.
1:10:50
We're screwed. No tickets to Chicago.
Not even stand-by.
1:10:53
There's gotta be something we can do.
1:10:56
Wait a minute.
You got any money? Cos I got a plan.
1:11:02
Yikes.
1:11:09
- We're gonna get busted. Let's get out.
- Too late. Hey, guess who's here!
1:11:14
What are we serving tonight?
Chicken, or chicken?
1:11:17
What a surprise. They said
we were gonna be shorthanded.
1:11:20
Could you handle the announcements?
1:11:22
- Okey-dokey. No problemo.
- They're gonna know we're bogus.
1:11:26
You get on the horn.
I'll throw peanuts at 'em.
1:11:28
We'll be in Chicago before you know it.
1:11:35
OK, folks, the guy
in front of you is Tommy.
1:11:37
He'll be taking you through
my little spiel here.
1:11:40
Tommy is a Scorpio, he likes biking,
and he's never been laid.
1:11:47
Exits. OK, there's one back here,
1:11:49
and there's probably one over by
the wing somewhere. Usually.
1:11:53
And what about seat belts?
1:11:54
Take the little end and stick it
in the big end, and... Hey, know what?
1:11:58
If you don't know
how to use a seat belt,