1:11:02
Yikes.
1:11:09
- We're gonna get busted. Let's get out.
- Too late. Hey, guess who's here!
1:11:14
What are we serving tonight?
Chicken, or chicken?
1:11:17
What a surprise. They said
we were gonna be shorthanded.
1:11:20
Could you handle the announcements?
1:11:22
- Okey-dokey. No problemo.
- They're gonna know we're bogus.
1:11:26
You get on the horn.
I'll throw peanuts at 'em.
1:11:28
We'll be in Chicago before you know it.
1:11:35
OK, folks, the guy
in front of you is Tommy.
1:11:37
He'll be taking you through
my little spiel here.
1:11:40
Tommy is a Scorpio, he likes biking,
and he's never been laid.
1:11:47
Exits. OK, there's one back here,
1:11:49
and there's probably one over by
the wing somewhere. Usually.
1:11:53
And what about seat belts?
1:11:54
Take the little end and stick it
in the big end, and... Hey, know what?
1:11:58
If you don't know
how to use a seat belt,
1:12:01
Tommy'll come back there and hit you
on the head, cos you're a retard.
1:12:06
And life preservers.
These we may need.
1:12:08
What are the odds of hitting a lake?
If anything, it's gonna be a mountain.
1:12:13
To inflate, put it around your neck
and yank down on the tabs.
1:12:17
Damn!
1:12:19
Son of a...!
1:12:23
I can't breathe!
1:12:26
I'm choking!
1:12:31
He's a big, dumb animal, isn't he, folks?
1:12:34
We're making our final
approach into Chicago.
1:12:38
Ma'am, are you still alive?
1:12:43
Ma'am, there's a half-hour time limit.
1:12:51
Oh! ¡Ay caramba!