:10:03
I don't want to brag
about my stupid accomplishments.
:10:06
"I did this, I did that." It's...
:10:08
Your Honour, enough is enough.
If he won't accept a plea...
:10:12
- I suggest all charges be dropped.
- Substantial jail time...!
:10:16
One moment, Bob.
Did you say, "Drop the charges"?
:10:19
I think that was me, yeah.
:10:24
"Drop the charges."
:10:28
Approach the bench. Please.
:10:33
Do you get your pants
custom tailored?
:10:35
You probably have to,
with a set of balls that big.
:10:39
Drop the charges?
What a set they must be!
:10:44
Huge and shiny, I'll wager.
I've always wanted balls like that.
:10:48
Where did you get yours?
We'll talk more later.
:10:50
For now, get back to that spot!
:10:54
Now, you can demand a trial
:10:57
or in lieu of a plea, you can accept
the recommendation of this court.
:11:01
What this court recommends
is that you, the defendant,
:11:05
Tom Turner, AKA, Tom the Preacher,
:11:08
Tom the Con and Tom the Worm,
:11:11
you, sir, have one week
to find a job.
:11:14
A real job. Nine to five,
five days a week, for a year.
:11:18
Nine to five?
That seems a bit excessive.
:11:20
If this record showed
you were selling drugs as well...
:11:25
- His punishment is to get a job?
- In my opinion, we should cane him!
:11:29
Do you have any idea how hard honest,
working people break their backs
:11:33
to earn the dollars out of which
you so blithely con them?
:11:36
I implore you, take this opportunity
to use the innocent apple-pie face
:11:41
and the fine mind
God has obviously given you,
:11:45
for something better,
for something decent,
:11:48
for all the people
whose trust you've crushed.
:11:51
By the way, if you choose
not to work, you will go to jail.
:11:56
So, which will it be?