:11:01
What this court recommends
is that you, the defendant,
:11:05
Tom Turner, AKA, Tom the Preacher,
:11:08
Tom the Con and Tom the Worm,
:11:11
you, sir, have one week
to find a job.
:11:14
A real job. Nine to five,
five days a week, for a year.
:11:18
Nine to five?
That seems a bit excessive.
:11:20
If this record showed
you were selling drugs as well...
:11:25
- His punishment is to get a job?
- In my opinion, we should cane him!
:11:29
Do you have any idea how hard honest,
working people break their backs
:11:33
to earn the dollars out of which
you so blithely con them?
:11:36
I implore you, take this opportunity
to use the innocent apple-pie face
:11:41
and the fine mind
God has obviously given you,
:11:45
for something better,
for something decent,
:11:48
for all the people
whose trust you've crushed.
:11:51
By the way, if you choose
not to work, you will go to jail.
:11:56
So, which will it be?
:12:02
OK, so, it's jail or...
What was the other one?
:12:14
I hate the Post Office
during the holidays. It's a zoo!
:12:17
I've been here an hour
to buy three stamps!
:12:21
- I'm looking for Guy Turner.
- Behind the yellow line. Got to go.
:12:25
I just have a question. I've walked
around here for 30 minutes...
:12:29
You have to stand behind the line!
:12:32
No, I'm not a yellow-liner.
I'm here...
:12:35
I cannot help you till you stand
behind the yellow line!
:12:43
- Next.
- I've dealt with your type before!
:12:46
- I will speak to your supervisor!
- I almost had to help a customer!
:12:50
I'm in Sorting. This is Monica. Bye.
:12:53
- Hello, Monica.
- Hi.
:12:54
I'm having an extraordinarily
crazy day. I need to find...
:12:58
Behind the yellow line, please.