:03:03
Now, call me a prude if you want,
but I don't think it's good policy for the navy
:03:07
to hand over a billion-dollar
piece of equipment
:03:11
to a man who has "Welcome Aboard"
tattooed on his penis.
:03:31
After 80 days under the ice pack
I thought some recreation might be in order.
:03:35
- Priority message, sir.
- I was not endangering the boat.
:03:38
Your actions were totally inappropriate.
It's not the way a prospective captain acts.
:03:43
A failing noted more than once in your fit rep.
:03:46
As much as I like to see my men advance,
I have an obligation to be as honest as I can.
:03:51
- Then I'm in trouble.
- This is entirely of your own making.
:03:57
This is a confirmed kill.
20 years down the fucking drain.
:04:02
Watch your language, Dodge.
You know how I hate that.
:04:05
Gee, now I've gone and done it.
Ruined my career!
:04:11
Apparently not.
:04:16
This is just in from COMSUBLANT.
:04:19
You are to report to Norfolk immediately.
:04:22
- To command your own submarine.
- That's not funny.
:04:25
No, it's not. That's why they decoded it twice.
:04:38
Congratulations.
:04:49
(triumphant cry)
:04:58
ΒΆ Oh, yeah!