Flirting with Disaster
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:17:05
- Okay, just breathe.
- Ohh.

:17:09
- Should I ring the doorbell?
- Okay.

:17:12
- I mean, no. Wait, wait, wait.
I told you to wait.
- You said yes first.

:17:15
- You didn't give me a chance to say no.
- Well, I would've, but--

:17:17
- Hi!
- Hi.
- Hi.

:17:20
Oh, what a pretty wife you have!
And I see you've brought your nanny.

:17:24
- Oh, I'm not the nanny. I'm the wife.
- Oh, excuse me.

:17:28
- What a terrible way to start.
- Oh, don't be silly.

:17:30
I'm Tina Kalb from
the Maidstone Adoption Agency.

:17:33
- Right.
- Hi.
- Hi.

:17:36
- Valerie Swaney.
- Mel Coplin.

:17:43
- This is great.
I love the stained glass.
- Lovely.

:17:45
- Thank you.
- Oh!
- Now, he was a great president.

:17:49
You know, I always felt like
I should've appreciated him more.

:17:51
I know just what you mean.
Come on, let's get something to drink.

:18:00
Your daddy was short.
:18:03
That would explain it.
:18:05
And we have the same forehead,
don't we?

:18:08
And the same eyes. Oh.
:18:12
This is amazing. I never shared
physical traits with family before.

:18:18
I'm a bad person
for what I did to you.

:18:22
- No, don't say that.
- It's true.

:18:25
Look, Tina says that most women
who gave up their children
for adoption in the '60s...

:18:29
were independent young women
acting against a conservative world.

:18:34
- You're sayin' I was a slut?
- No.

:18:38
- Oh, God!
- I didn't think-- You're not a slut.

:18:42
I was tall,
and I developed earlier--

:18:45
If that's a crime, go ahead and sue me,
but I am not from trashy people.

:18:48
- Really, I wasn't
suggesting that at all.
- Your daddy was poor.

:18:52
He worked in my father's
liquor warehouse in Baton Rouge.

:18:55
- Really? Baton Rouge.
- That's where you were conceived.

:18:58
In the liquor warehouse
on the cement floor...


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