:18:00
Your daddy was short.
:18:03
That would explain it.
:18:05
And we have the same forehead,
don't we?
:18:08
And the same eyes. Oh.
:18:12
This is amazing. I never shared
physical traits with family before.
:18:18
I'm a bad person
for what I did to you.
:18:22
- No, don't say that.
- It's true.
:18:25
Look, Tina says that most women
who gave up their children
for adoption in the '60s...
:18:29
were independent young women
acting against a conservative world.
:18:34
- You're sayin' I was a slut?
- No.
:18:38
- Oh, God!
- I didn't think-- You're not a slut.
:18:42
I was tall,
and I developed earlier--
:18:45
If that's a crime, go ahead and sue me,
but I am not from trashy people.
:18:48
- Really, I wasn't
suggesting that at all.
- Your daddy was poor.
:18:52
He worked in my father's
liquor warehouse in Baton Rouge.
:18:55
- Really? Baton Rouge.
- That's where you were conceived.
:18:58
In the liquor warehouse
on the cement floor...
:19:01
- Wow!
- in Baton Rouge.
Oh, my parents hated Lars.
:19:05
- Lars Waara was his name.
- Waara? Lars Waara!
:19:09
- What kind of name is that?
- Finnish.
:19:12
- Finnish? I'm Finnish.
- I knew that.
:19:14
I mean, look at your face.
Absolutely.
:19:17
Finnish-American.
Half Scottish-American.
:19:19
Scottish-Finnish. What is that?
I don't know how to do that. That's--
:19:24
I'm gonna help.
I'm gonna help you with that.
:19:27
This belonged to my
great-great-grandmama
who was of the Clan Bucanon...
:19:31
- Wow!
- married to the Confederate
General Beauregard.
:19:34
- I want you to have it.
- A Confederate general?
:19:37
Mm-hmm.
Expert boxer and marksman.
:19:40
- Really? Wow!
- Wow!
- What an athletic family, huh?
:19:43
- I was on two championship
basketball teams myself.
- I'm not athletic at all.
:19:47
- Look at this picture. This is--
Let's name the baby Beauregard, huh?
- Beauregard?
:19:51
- Beau. Beau Coplin.
- Beau?
- I'm so touched.
:19:53
- Beau Coplin. Ah, yeah!
- Oh, damn it!
:19:55
- What?
- The camera just jammed.
- You didn't get that just now?
:19:58
- No, and that was a terrific moment.
- Let me see.
- Forget the camera.