:38:00
Because I don't want
to share my personal life
with everybody I meet, okay?
:38:04
She's not just anyone.
She works in an adoption agency.
:38:06
I thought that she
could be helpful. God!
:38:09
You know, I keep telling him
that having a baby will reduce stress
by taking his mind off work...
:38:14
but he just--
he doesn't listen, you know?
:38:17
So where did you folks come down
on the big circumcision controversy?
:38:21
'Cause, you know, there's a movement
afoot these days to keep the foreskin...
:38:23
and, personally, I think a boy's penis
should look just like his father's.
:38:28
- You know?
- Yeah, mm-hmm.
- Can I have the baby?
:38:31
Oh, sure. Yeah.
Here we go. Oh, so cute.
:38:42
My late husband devised
his own anti-erosion system...
:38:47
that later on we had patented
on the advice of a dear friend...
:38:52
who was in a law office
with Gerald Ford.
:38:57
My brother has the same birthday
as President Ford...
:39:02
who is a very sweet man.
:39:05
We met him twice.
:39:09
Once at a political rally
and once at a golf tournament.
:39:14
And his wife
is such a sweet lady.
:39:17
Betty Ford is so pretty.
:39:20
And why couldn't we go to a motel?
:39:23
Because at a motel
we don't have the bonus...
:39:26
of someone related
to Gerald Ford's birthday.
:39:32
We forgot your father's birthday.
:39:35
Oh, fuck.
:39:42
- Hello?
- Hi, Mom.
:39:45
So, how's the psychic healing going?
:39:47
I am really sorry we didn't
get back for Dad's birthday.
:39:50
It's all right. We'll try it again
when he turns 65...
:39:52
provided he lives that long
and you're not too busy.
:39:55
- I said I was sorry.
- Why are you whispering?
:39:57
- Because I'm not supposed
to be using this phone.
- Are you all right?