:14:00
And, by God,
he´s going to win.
:14:12
Mister, you need a heImet.
:14:14
Don´t worry about it.
:14:22
Yeah, bring that shit on.
:14:24
I Iove it.
:14:26
Awesome.
:14:28
God, that hurt,
but I´m okay.
:14:30
What the heII
are you doing?
:14:32
Just 364 more days tiII the next
hockey tryouts. I got to get tough.
:14:38
God, that feIt good.
:14:40
Cut that out.
You´re making me sick.
:14:44
So you´re a hockey pIayer.
:14:46
You got to give that up
and concentrate on goIf.
:14:49
Who are you?
:14:50
I´m the cIub pro here--
Chubbs Peterson.
:14:53
I´m offering to teach you
how to pIay goIf, personaIIy, for free.
:14:57
No.
:14:59
You don´t know who I am,
do you?
:15:01
No, I don´t.
:15:02
Back in 1965...
:15:05
...Sports IIIustrated said I wouId be
the next ArnoId PaImer.
:15:08
What happened?
:15:10
I wasn´t aIIowed
to pIay pro anymore.
:15:12
I´m sorry.
Because you´re bIack?
:15:14
HeII, no.
An aIIigator bit my hand off.
:15:18
Oh, my God!
:15:19
Tournament in FIorida.
My baII went down by a Iake.
:15:22
Damn aIIigator just popped up!
Cut me down in my prime.
:15:27
But I tore one of that bastard´s eyes
out. Look at that.
:15:32
You´re pretty sick, Chubbs.
:15:33
I´ve never seen anyone...
:15:35
...who can hit the baII
haIf as far as you. You got reaI taIent.
:15:39
That´s nice of you to say, but
I trained aII my Iife to pIay hockey.
:15:44
GoIf is no different--requires taIent,
seIf-discipIine.
:15:47
GoIf requires goofy pants
and a fat ass.
:15:50
TaIk to my neighbor--a great goIfer.
Huge ass.
:15:53
I bet your neighbor can´t drive
the baII 400 yards.
:15:57
I bet your neighbor doesn´t have a shot
to get on the Pro Tour.