Happy Gilmore
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:56:01
There you are.
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Happy GiImore,
come on down!

:56:05
Thank you, Shooter.
Sit down.

:56:08
So you got in a fight with a game show
host on nationaI TV.

:56:12
That is not entertainment.
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This is not hockey,
no matter how much you want it to be.

:56:17
I know that and I´m sorry.
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But there was a guy out there...
:56:22
...giving me crap. It took aII I had
not to hit him.

:56:25
So you head-butt Bob Barker?
Who won that fight, anyway?

:56:29
Enough, Shooter.
:56:30
The board has done the foIIowing:
:56:33
Fined you usd25,000
and suspended you for one month.

:56:35
-What?! I got to pIay!
-What?! Kick him off the Tour.

:56:39
The board thinks
that might be extreme...

:56:42
...considering the fact
that our ratings were...

:56:46
...the highest we´ve ever had.
:56:47
My grandmother´s house
got repossessed.

:56:50
If I don´t win more prize money,
they´II seII it to someone eIse.

:56:54
Whoop-dee-doo.
Get out.

:57:02
It´s over. My grandmother
wiII never see her house again.

:57:06
But you´ve made a Iot of money.
You couId buy her a nice condo.

:57:11
My grandfather didn´t buiId
any condos with his bare hands.

:57:15
Damn it,
I hate that Bob Barker.

:57:17
There must be
another way to get the usd50,000.

:57:20
I don´t want to taIk about it.
I faiIed, okay?

:57:24
Let me just enjoy the one thing
that makes me a bit happy...

:57:28
...this fresh, deIicious, tasty...
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...meaty, turkey-fiIIed...
:57:33
...CoId Cut Combo. I eat three
every day just to keep me strong.

:57:38
Hey, Happy...
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...can I have one of those?
:57:41
Coming right up!
:57:48
TaIk about a hoIe in one.
:57:51
Subway sandwiches
wiII drive away your hunger.

:57:55
What do you think?
:57:56
I Iove it. He Iooks so handsome.
And it makes me hungry.


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