:20:01
Because with one sentence
you can restore my faith in women again.
:20:05
- Of course I'll say it for you, Jack.
- OK.
:20:08
- We'll never get a cab.
- You can't say it.
:20:11
- Sure I can, but it won't be true.
- I'm waitin'.
:20:15
- OK. I can't do everything alone.
- There. Great.
:20:18
Even though my daily activities
year after year contradict that.
:20:22
Unbelievable!
:20:24
- You made me grovel for no reason.
- For a great reason.
:20:27
You are an arrogant ball-juggler, baby.
:20:29
First of all, don't call me "baby".
:20:32
If you don't want your balls juggled,
don't throw them in my face.
:20:35
- I never threw them in your face.
- You thrust your stupid column at me...
:20:40
...as a lame excuse for my son
missing his field trip.
:20:43
Balls in my face.
:20:44
Ho, ho, ho! Big Jack Reporter can't possibly
concentrate on mundane details like...
:20:49
...phoning to say "Thanks, but I won't need
you to take my daughter to school today. "
:20:54
And then you have to ask who I assume
is one of your many girlfriends...
:20:59
...if she's wearing her panties,
as loud as you can! Balls in my face!
:21:03
And now, in the midst of
my obvious remorse, you make me grovel?!
:21:08
First of all, I thrust my column in your face...
:21:11
...because I thought you were the most
beautiful woman that I have ever seen, and I...
:21:20
I wanted to make a good impression.
:21:26
I forgot to call you this morning
because I, as opposed to you...
:21:30
...am not used to doing
everything on my own.
:21:33
As for the panties, that remark was directed
to my editor Lew simply to piss you off.
:21:42
Come on, Dad.
I've got a taxi. Can we go?
:21:48
Hey. Look who got the cab.
:21:55
- I think my dad likes your mom.
- Maybe my mom likes him back.
:21:59
Men like you have made me the woman I am.