:19:01
- Can I see that document?
- In the paper tomorrow, Frank.
:19:05
You guys wanna go
to the soccer game? Come on.
:19:07
- All right. My public. Who first?
- Does your husband know you've done this?
:19:11
My husband. Funny you bring that up.
He's in Barbados. B-A-R-B-A-D...
:19:15
That was an excellent moment in my life.
:19:17
- Congratulations.
- Thank you.
:19:19
- Can we go to the soccer game now?
- Yes, sweetheart.
:19:22
- Yeah, boy. Come here.
- I really am so sorry about Maggie.
:19:25
- I don't wanna think what could've happened.
- Me neither.
:19:28
I can't believe I was issued shellfish
and dander warnings. Sandbox alerts.
:19:34
You laughed in my face
when I came to your office on time.
:19:37
- I know.
- And then you lost my daughter.
:19:39
It was the worst thing I could've done.
:19:41
- I really am so sorry.
- So someone else is the irresponsible one.
:19:45
- Yes, they are.
- I'd like to hear you say that for your kind.
:19:49
- My kind?
- The ones with all the balls in the air.
:19:52
- It's the least you could do.
- Of course I'll say it, Jack.
:19:55
I was the irresponsible one. Taxi!
:19:58
- Now say "I can't do everything on my own. "
- Why?
:20:01
Because with one sentence
you can restore my faith in women again.
:20:05
- Of course I'll say it for you, Jack.
- OK.
:20:08
- We'll never get a cab.
- You can't say it.
:20:11
- Sure I can, but it won't be true.
- I'm waitin'.
:20:15
- OK. I can't do everything alone.
- There. Great.
:20:18
Even though my daily activities
year after year contradict that.
:20:22
Unbelievable!
:20:24
- You made me grovel for no reason.
- For a great reason.
:20:27
You are an arrogant ball-juggler, baby.
:20:29
First of all, don't call me "baby".
:20:32
If you don't want your balls juggled,
don't throw them in my face.
:20:35
- I never threw them in your face.
- You thrust your stupid column at me...
:20:40
...as a lame excuse for my son
missing his field trip.
:20:43
Balls in my face.
:20:44
Ho, ho, ho! Big Jack Reporter can't possibly
concentrate on mundane details like...
:20:49
...phoning to say "Thanks, but I won't need
you to take my daughter to school today. "
:20:54
And then you have to ask who I assume
is one of your many girlfriends...
:20:59
...if she's wearing her panties,
as loud as you can! Balls in my face!