:01:01
please bear in mind that this
is your fault, not ours.
:01:05
You will need to see the picture again
and again until you understand everything.
:01:10
Turn.
:01:15
In closing,
I want to assure you...
:01:17
that no expense
was incurred...
:01:21
bringing this motion picture
to your theater.
:01:23
And now,
filmed in its entirety...
:01:27
and proven to heal
minor cuts and abrasions...
:01:30
we proudly present Schizopolis.!
:01:48
His best-seller, Here I Am Now...
:01:51
helped you find yourself.
:01:53
His groundbreaking sequel,
How To Control Your Own Mind...
:01:56
taught you how to think.
:01:58
Now T.Azimuth Schwitters, author of the
earth-shattering manifesto Eventualism...
:02:03
and the world's
most influential thinker...
:02:05
is appearing in person February 11...
:02:07
at the Civic Sports Memorial
Performing Arts Theatre Dome.
:02:12
Tickets on sale
wherever tickets are sold.