:05:12
More sugar!
:05:14
Have a Christmas party night
:05:17
A mistletoe song
for you to sing
:05:20
With a couple trills
to start
:05:22
Raymond!
:05:23
If I catch you smoking again,
:05:25
they'll never find the body.
:05:26
Do you understand?
:05:28
Have a cookie.
:05:30
Attention, attention,
s'il vous plat.
:05:32
As the year draws to a close,
:05:34
I would like to share with you
:05:37
just a few things
about myself,
:05:39
things of which
I am especially proud.
:05:41
First, I'm proud to say
that I don't smoke,
:05:45
I don't drink,
and I don't swear.
:05:48
Oh, shit, I do smoke and drink.
:05:50
Hal!
:05:54
Block your ears.
:05:55
Our dear friends,
may the best of your past
:05:59
be the worst of your future.
:06:02
I'll drink to that.
:06:04
Take a bow, my dear.
Take a bow.
:06:06
We got the mistletoe.
:06:13
Oh, sweetie.
:06:17
Eight years...
:06:19
Except for my name,
all traces are lost.
:06:21
I used to hire
expensive detectives.
:06:24
Now I'm down to the cheap ones.
Doesn't seem to matter.
:06:27
The woman I was, the one
I used to be, she's gone.
:06:30
I've kissed her goodnight.
:06:33
Police!
:06:35
Don't move!
:06:36
What the hell is this?
:06:38
Don't give me attitude, sir.
:06:41
See, you're assuming
I won't shoot your sorry ass,
:06:43
and everyone knows,
when you make an assumption,
:06:46
you make an ass
out of "u" and "mption".
:06:48
Now, I'm Sergeant Madigan,
Vice,
:06:50
and if you do cop a 'tude,
jerk-off,
:06:53
I wilI see to it
you spend the next 10 years
:06:54
in prison getting ass-fucked.
:06:56
If the case is thrown out 'cause
my arrest was too violent,
:06:59
I will personally hire men to
ass-fuck you for 10 years.