:14:00
And your giro's
fuckin' finished, right?
:14:02
- Right.
- But, then again, try too hard -
:14:04
- You might get the fuckin' job.
- Exactly.
:14:07
- Nightmare.
- It's a tightrope, Spud.
It's a fuckin' tightrope.
:14:10
See, I just get pure shy with
the interviewer cats. I get all nervous.
:14:14
I can't answer any of their questions,
like I'm a footballer...
:14:17
and I get nerves
on the big occasion, man.
:14:20
- Try some of this, Spud.
- Yeah, a little dab of speed
is just the ticket, mate.
:14:26
No, I went to Craignewton.
I just put down Royal Edinburgh College
to help get the job.
:14:30
There's too much discrimination
in this town, man.
:14:32
They're both schools, right?
We're all in this together.
:14:35
And I wanted to put across the
general idea, rather than the details.
:14:38
Like people get all
hung up on details.
:14:40
Like which school did I go to?
How many grades did I get?
:14:43
Could be like six. Could be none.
It's not important.
:14:45
What is important
is that I am, yes?
:14:49
- Mr. Murphy, do you mean that
you lied on your application?
- No - Well, yes.
:14:55
Only to get my foot
in the door.
:14:57
Showing initiative
and that like.
:15:00
But you were referred here
by the Department of Employment.
:15:02
There was no need for you to get your
"foot in the door," as you put it.
:15:05
Yeah, cool. Whatever you say. Sorry.
You're the man, the dude in the chair.
:15:10
I am merely here - Like, well,
obviously, I'm here like, but -
:15:14
Mr. Murphy, what exactly attracts you
to the leisure industry?
:15:19
In a word, pleasure.
:15:22
Like, my pleasure
in other people's leisure.
:15:24
Do you see yourself
as having any weaknesses?
:15:30
Oh, yes, 'cause, like, I'm a bit
of a perfectionist, actually!
:15:32
Yes, I am. See, for me, it's got to be
the best, or it's nothing at all.
:15:37
Like things get a bit dodgy,
I just cannot be bothered.
:15:40
But, hey, I'm getting good vibes about
this interview thing today, though, man.
:15:43
Seems to me like it's going
pretty well, eh?
:15:47
Thank you, Mr. Murphy.
:15:49
- We'll let you know.
- The pleasure was mine, man.
:15:53
Spud had done well. I was proud of him.
:15:56
- Thanks. Ooh, sorry.
- He fucked up good and proper.
You had to hand it to Spud.