:15:00
But you were referred here
by the Department of Employment.
:15:02
There was no need for you to get your
"foot in the door," as you put it.
:15:05
Yeah, cool. Whatever you say. Sorry.
You're the man, the dude in the chair.
:15:10
I am merely here - Like, well,
obviously, I'm here like, but -
:15:14
Mr. Murphy, what exactly attracts you
to the leisure industry?
:15:19
In a word, pleasure.
:15:22
Like, my pleasure
in other people's leisure.
:15:24
Do you see yourself
as having any weaknesses?
:15:30
Oh, yes, 'cause, like, I'm a bit
of a perfectionist, actually!
:15:32
Yes, I am. See, for me, it's got to be
the best, or it's nothing at all.
:15:37
Like things get a bit dodgy,
I just cannot be bothered.
:15:40
But, hey, I'm getting good vibes about
this interview thing today, though, man.
:15:43
Seems to me like it's going
pretty well, eh?
:15:47
Thank you, Mr. Murphy.
:15:49
- We'll let you know.
- The pleasure was mine, man.
:15:53
Spud had done well. I was proud of him.
:15:56
- Thanks. Ooh, sorry.
- He fucked up good and proper.
You had to hand it to Spud.
:16:02
Picture the scene.
The other fuckin' week there...
:16:05
doin' the fuckin' Volley
with Tommy playing pool.
:16:08
I'm playin' like
Paul-fuckin'-Newman by the way...
:16:10
givin' the boy here
the tannin' of a lifetime.
:16:14
So it comes to the last shot, the
deciding ball of the whole tournament.
:16:18
I'm in the black, and he's sittin'
in the corner looking all
fucking biscuit-arsed.
:16:20
When this hard cunt comes in.
:16:23
Obviously fucking fancied himself like.
Starts staring at me.
:16:28
Looking at me, right fucking at me,
as if to say, "Come ahead, square go."
:16:32
You know me. I'm not the type of cunt
that goes looking for fucking bother...
:16:36
but at the end of the day,
I'm the cunt with the pool cue...
:16:39
and he can get the fat end in his puss
any time he fucking wanted, like.
:16:42
So I squares up, casual like.
:16:45
What does the hard cunt do?
Or the so-called hard cunt? Shites it.
:16:51
Puts down his drink,
turns and gets the fuck out of there.
:16:55
And after that, well,
the game was mine.