:33:00
It's shite being Scottish!
:33:03
We're the lowest
of the low!
:33:05
The scum of the fucking Earth!
:33:08
The most wretched, miserable,
servile, pathetic trash...
:33:12
that was ever shat
into civilization!
:33:14
Some people hate English.
I don't! They're just wankers!
:33:18
We, on the other hand,
are colonized by wankers!
:33:22
Can't even find a decent culture
to be colonized by!
:33:26
We're ruled by effete arseholes!
:33:29
It's a shite state of affairs
to be in, Tommy!
:33:31
And all the fresh air in the world
won't make any fucking difference!
:33:43
Sorry, man. Sorry.
:33:46
No, I'm sorry.
Look, I appreciate it, Tommy -
:33:49
At or around
this time, Spud, Sick Boy and l...
:33:52
made a healthy, informed,
democratic decision...
:33:55
to get back on heroin
as soon as possible.
:33:57
It took about 12 hours.
:34:04
It looks easy this, but it's not.
:34:07
It looks like a doss,
like a soft option.
:34:09
But living like this
is a full-time business.
:34:33
Ursula Andress,
the quintessential Bond girl.
:34:38
That's what everyone says.
:34:40
The embodiment, right,
of his superiority to us.
:34:44
Beautiful, exotic,
highly sexual.
:34:48
Yet totally unavailable
to anyone apart from him.
:34:53
Shite. I mean,
let's face it, mate.
:34:56
She'd shag one punter from Edinburgh,
she'd shag the whole fucking lot of us.