:20:00
'Cause that would be
an invasion of her privacy.
:20:03
Excuse me, Mr. Video.
:20:06
That's not a video.
:20:07
lt's a camera obscura.
:20:09
lt's pure light.
:20:10
l'm not spying.
:20:12
l just want to be with her.
:20:14
That's completely different.
:20:16
l know how you feel.
:20:17
You want him back so badly
that you can't stand it.
:20:20
lt's like your guts
are twisting around inside.
:20:21
But bugging their apartment....
:20:23
What?
:20:25
l don't want him back.
l want him vaporized.
:20:29
Extinguished!
:20:31
When l'm done with him...
:20:32
...he'll be a twitchy little stain on the floor.
:20:39
ls that what you're doing?
:20:41
You're waiting
for her to leave him for you?
:20:44
Absolutely.
:20:44
Have you seen him?
:20:46
He is irrelevant.
Linda and l are soul mates.
:20:49
This is just a passing phase.
:20:50
They're going to break up tonight.
l know it.
:20:53
l'm listening.
:20:55
l'm an astronomer.
:20:57
lt's my job to find patterns in things...
:20:59
...that seem completely random.
:21:02
l found a pattern.
:21:04
lt's all in the data.
:21:07
The data.
:21:09
This data.
:21:11
"Mutual feeding activity."
:21:13
lt's the number of times
that Linda and what's-his-name...
:21:15
...feed each other.
:21:16
You're counting.
:21:17
Not just that. Everything.
:21:19
Kisses, hugs, smiles, fights.
:21:21
They fight?
:21:23
Not yet.
:21:24
Long looks, whispering, shouting.
:21:26
They shout?
:21:27
You're missing the point.
:21:29
Tonight there's going to be a fight.
:21:31
They are going to break up...
:21:32
...and l'm going to be right here for her.
:21:35
Tonight this will all be over...
:21:37
...so you might as well start packing
your bags.
:21:40
That is the most pathetic thing
l've ever heard.
:21:45
l don't mean that trivially.
:21:46
l'm a photographer.
l've seen a lot of things.
:21:48
l once took pictures
of a man who ate his own legs...
:21:51
...and you would be the black sheep
of that family.
:21:53
What's your evil plan?
Squirt him with squirt guns?
:21:56
Throw rotten strawberries at him?
:21:58
You looked in my satchel?
:21:59
Yeah. Call a cop.