:21:02
l found a pattern.
:21:04
lt's all in the data.
:21:07
The data.
:21:09
This data.
:21:11
"Mutual feeding activity."
:21:13
lt's the number of times
that Linda and what's-his-name...
:21:15
...feed each other.
:21:16
You're counting.
:21:17
Not just that. Everything.
:21:19
Kisses, hugs, smiles, fights.
:21:21
They fight?
:21:23
Not yet.
:21:24
Long looks, whispering, shouting.
:21:26
They shout?
:21:27
You're missing the point.
:21:29
Tonight there's going to be a fight.
:21:31
They are going to break up...
:21:32
...and l'm going to be right here for her.
:21:35
Tonight this will all be over...
:21:37
...so you might as well start packing
your bags.
:21:40
That is the most pathetic thing
l've ever heard.
:21:45
l don't mean that trivially.
:21:46
l'm a photographer.
l've seen a lot of things.
:21:48
l once took pictures
of a man who ate his own legs...
:21:51
...and you would be the black sheep
of that family.
:21:53
What's your evil plan?
Squirt him with squirt guns?
:21:56
Throw rotten strawberries at him?
:21:58
You looked in my satchel?
:21:59
Yeah. Call a cop.
:22:02
You are a strange, tragic little man.
:22:04
Say what you want.
Linda and l are in love.
:22:07
Except for her boning my boyfriend...
:22:09
...you guys are the perfect couple.
:22:10
Listen, Catwoman, at the end of the day...
:22:12
...she is coming back to me,
and we're going to be happy.
:22:15
And where are you going to be?
:22:16
All alone somewhere,
hatching some little revenge scheme.
:22:23
Let me tell you something, Sam.
:22:24
Listen very carefully. Are you listening?
:22:28
The only way that girl
is coming back to you...
:22:29
...is if a blast of semen catapults her...
:22:31
...across the street
and through the window.
:22:36
l want you out.
:22:39
Not going to happen.
:22:40
l was here first.
:22:41
Put me down for half the rent
and get out of my face.
:22:49
l wouldn't do that if l were you.
:22:51
Why not?
:22:52
You paid for it.
:22:57
You stole my money.
:22:59
You took everything l had to buy this crap?