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July eighth, 1979...
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...all the fathers of Nobel Prize
winners were rounded up...
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...by United Nations military units...
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...and actually forced at gunpoint...
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... to give semen samples
in little plastic jars...
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... which are now stored at Rockefeller
Center underneath the ice skating rink.
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I wouldn 't want to be there
for the thaw.
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I mean, it's disgusting!
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You know what they put in the water?
:00:40
Fluoride! Yeah, fluoride.
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On the pretext
that it strengthens your teeth!
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That's ridiculous!
You know what this stuff does to you?
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It actually weakens your will...
:00:52
... takes away the capacity for free
and creative thought...
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...and makes you a slave to the state.
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Ever wonder about these right-wing
militia groups and survivalist types?
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They say they're defending
the country from U.N. troops.
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They're yelling so loud,
my theory is that this is a conspiracy:
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They are the U.N. troops.
They're in place!
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The infrastructure's ready.
It's a fait accompli.
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They'll just take over,
we'll all be toast.
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Oswald.
That's what I said, Oswald.
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He said, "I'm just a patsy,"
which means he didn't do it, right?
:01:25
Armand Hammer goes to the doctor.
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The doctor says, "Armand...
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. . .you've only got 3 minutes to live. "
And he says, "That's terrible news.
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Isn't there anything you can
do for me, Doc? 3 minutes"?
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And the doctor says,
"Well, I can boil you an egg. "
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I guess not.
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Ever see those advertisements,
"Got Milk"?
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Open up!
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Open it up!
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What's going on?
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Son of a bitch!
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"Eat beef"?