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Ever wonder about these right-wing
militia groups and survivalist types?
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They say they're defending
the country from U.N. troops.
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They're yelling so loud,
my theory is that this is a conspiracy:
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They are the U.N. troops.
They're in place!
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The infrastructure's ready.
It's a fait accompli.
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They'll just take over,
we'll all be toast.
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Oswald.
That's what I said, Oswald.
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He said, "I'm just a patsy,"
which means he didn't do it, right?
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Armand Hammer goes to the doctor.
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The doctor says, "Armand...
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. . .you've only got 3 minutes to live. "
And he says, "That's terrible news.
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Isn't there anything you can
do for me, Doc? 3 minutes"?
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And the doctor says,
"Well, I can boil you an egg. "
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I guess not.
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Ever see those advertisements,
"Got Milk"?
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Open up!
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Open it up!
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What's going on?
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Son of a bitch!
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"Eat beef"?
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That's like saying, "Smoke cigarettes"
or "Drive cars. " It's really generic.
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This guy looks at me and says, "You
think you're living in a free country"?
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"You think it's a democracy?
Of course not. "
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Web sites, newsletters,
self-published manifestoes....
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They think we're kooks.
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George Bush knew what he was saying
when he said, "New World Order. "
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You remember those three little words?
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He was a 33rd degree Mason,
and as ex-director of the cIA. . .
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. . .he knew that saying that would
send conspiratologists everywhere. . .
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. . .spinning, spinning their wheels.
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Then they destroy
their own credibility.
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Sister, I'm sure your heart's
in the right place, but. . .
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. . .somebody's got to lift
the festering scab that is the Vatican.
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A chip for identification so they can
track down an animal anywhere he's at.
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You'll insert it under the dog's skin
and it's an identification thing.
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I mean,
it's only a small logical step. . .
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. . .till they start putting it
in us and our children.
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Then before we know it,
they'll come with the pretext....