:54:02
Maybe you're perfect right now.
Maybe you don't wanna ruin that.
:54:07
But I think that's
a super philosophy, Will.
:54:10
That way, you can go through
your entire life without ever
having to really know anybody.
:54:18
My wife used to fart
when she was nervous.
:54:20
She had all sorts
of wonderful idiosyncrasies.
:54:23
You know, she used to fart
in her sleep.
:54:25
Just thought I'd share that
with you.
:54:28
One night it was so loud,
it woke the dog up.
:54:30
[ Both Laughing ]
:54:34
She woke up and gone, like,
"Was that you?"
:54:36
I said, "Yeah." I didn't have
the heart to tell her. Oh, God.
:54:39
- She woke herself up? [ Laughing ]
- Yes.
:54:46
Oh, Christ. But, Will,
she's been dead two years
and that's the shit I remember.
:54:51
It's wonderful stuff, you know?
Little things like that.
:54:54
Yeah, but those are the things
I miss the most.
:54:58
Those little idiosyncrasies
that only I knew about.
:55:01
That's what made her
my wife.
:55:04
Boy, and she had the goods on me too.
She knew all my little peccadillos.
:55:07
People call these things
"imperfections," but they're not.
:55:11
That's the good stuff.
:55:14
And then we get to choose who
we let into our weird little worlds.
:55:19
You're not perfect, sport.
:55:20
And let me save you
the suspense.
:55:23
This girl you met,
she isn't perfect either.
:55:26
But the question is whether or not
you're perfect for each other.
:55:30
That's the whole deal.
That's what intimacy is all about.
:55:34
Now you can know
everything in the world, sport,
:55:36
but the only way you're findin' out
that one is by givin' it a shot.
:55:39
You certainly won't learn
from an old fucker like me.
:55:42
Even if I did know,
I wouldn't tell a pissant like you.
:55:45
[ Chuckling ]
Yeah, why not?
:55:47
You told me every other
fuckin' thing. Jesus Christ.
:55:51
Fuckin' talk more than any shrink
I ever seen in my life.
:55:54
I teach the shit.
I didn't say I knew how to do it.
:55:58
Yeah.