1:05:00
Exactly, so look out. You'd better
start buying some season tickets.
1:05:04
Mmm! I plan to. I'm tall.
I like wearing shorts.
1:05:09
Hook, hook. Dunk, dunk.
1:05:11
- You're not that tall.
- Yes, I am.
1:05:14
Maybe I'm all
about three points.
1:05:17
I'm all about home runs.
1:05:19
[ Laughs ] Stop mixing your
sporting metaphors.
1:05:26
[ Laughing ]
1:05:34
A leprechaun's got his dick
in the monkey's ass.
1:05:38
Morgan comes runnin' in, goin',
"l don't mind it. I don't mind--"
1:05:41
[ Laughing ]
1:05:43
Well, I can't believe you
brought Skylar here when we're
fuckin' all bombed and drinkin'.
1:05:47
I know, Morgan. It's a real rarity
we'd be all drinkin'.
1:05:50
My uncle Marty drinks. He'll go
on a bender for six, eight months.
1:05:53
Did I ever tell ya what happened
to him when he was drivin'
up there and got pulled over?
1:05:56
- I told you guys, right?
- Marty, yeah.
1:05:58
Let me tell ya what happened to my uncle
Marty, because you oughta know this.
1:06:02
He's always tellin' stories. Every time
we come here he's got another story.
1:06:05
But we all heard this one.
Go ahead. Say it anyway.
1:06:09
I will go ahead. Thanks a lot.
Guess I have the floor now.
1:06:14
My uncle Marty's
drivin' home, right?
1:06:16
Bombed out of his tree, right? Just
hammered out of his gourd. Just wrecked.
1:06:21
This state trooper sees him, pulls him
over. So my uncle's fucked basically.
1:06:25
Got him out of the car,
tryin' to make him walk the line.
1:06:27
He gets out of the car, pukes,
and the statie's pretty sure
he's over the legal limit.
1:06:31
So he's about to throw the cuffs
on him and put him in jail.
1:06:35
All of a sudden, 50 yards down the road,
there's this huge fuckin' boom.
1:06:39
- Statie gets real spooked.
He turns around--
- He got shot?
1:06:42
No. So-- So-- You
heard this story before.
1:06:45
Yeah, Morgan, stop.
Stop.
1:06:47
Some other guy's car had hit a tree.
There was an accident.
1:06:50
[ Coughs ]
Anyway--
1:06:52
- How could he hear--
- Shut the fuck up!
1:06:54
- You're drivin' him nuts.
- I'm gonna break your neck. Shut up!
1:06:57
He told you the story
once before.
1:06:59
So he tells my uncle,
"Stay here. Don't move."