Good Will Hunting
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1:08:02
All right, Chuck, what the fuck
is the point of your story?

1:08:06
He got away.
That's the point.

1:08:08
- Well, question--
- Come on. Stop.

1:08:11
- I'm tryin' to clarify somethin'.
- You're embarrassing him.

1:08:14
- It doesn't make any sense.
- It does make sense,

1:08:16
if you listen to the story
and quit askin' questions.

1:08:18
Well, let's see if you can get this one.
I've got a little story for you.

1:08:22
All right, there's an old couple
in bed, Mary and Paddie.

1:08:26
They wake up on the morning
of their 50th anniversary.

1:08:32
Mary looks over and
gazes adoringly at Paddie.

1:08:35
She's like,
"Oh, Jesus, Paddie.

1:08:37
You're such a good-looking
feller. I love ya.

1:08:39
I want to give ya
a little present.

1:08:41
Anything your little heart desires,
I'm goin' to give it to ya.

1:08:44
What would ya like?
1:08:46
Paddie's like, "Oh, gee, Mary.
That's a very sweet offer.

1:08:51
Now, in 50 years, there's one thing
that's been missing,

1:08:56
and, uh, I would like you
to give me a blow job.

1:08:59
I would like for it."
Mary's like, "All right."

1:09:03
She takes her teeth out, puts 'em in
the glass. She gives him a blow job.

1:09:07
Afterwards, Paddie's like, "Yeah, geez,
now that's what I've been missin'.

1:09:11
That was the most beautiful,
earth-shattering thing ever!

1:09:15
Beautiful, Mary!
I love ya!

1:09:17
Is there anything
that I can do for you?"

1:09:20
Mary looks up to him and she goes,
"Give us a kiss."

1:09:25
- Oh!
- Oh, my God!

1:09:27
- That's filthy.
- It's not that filthy.
I've heard filthy.

1:09:30
[ Laughing ]
1:09:34
- Get off of me!
- All right. See you guys later.

1:09:38
All right.
Take it easy, Bill.

1:09:41
So, Skylar,
thanks for comin' by.

1:09:44
Changed my opinion
of Harvard people.

1:09:46
You don't want to rush
to judgment on that one,
'cause they're not all like me.

1:09:49
Oh. I'm sure.
It was nice to meet ya.

1:09:52
- Oh.
- Take it easy. Slowly back away.

1:09:54
- Oh, come on. Brother.
- I don't know what you're doin', dude.

1:09:58
- You're givin' us a ride.
- What the fuck do I look like to you?


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